Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so let's talk penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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