so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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