doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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