And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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