So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
