I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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