Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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