Yo dont text me then not text me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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