Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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