the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
