Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
where are my eyebrows?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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