I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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