Sry I called you an 8
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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