All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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