Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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