He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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