i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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