what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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