Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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