I love black thongs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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