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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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