im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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