The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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