He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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