How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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