the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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