this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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