My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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