And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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