So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It's never too late to be topless.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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