Don't you send me to vm
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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