did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I FOUND THE LEGS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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