U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You ruined the universe
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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