This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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