Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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