so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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