good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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