yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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