You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is wine microwaveable?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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