How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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