At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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