3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I am puke
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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