what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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