Dual....:-)
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
