im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's Friday. Sex?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
