But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Someone shattered a urinal.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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