it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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