Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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