on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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