At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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