She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have feelings that need drinking.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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