I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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