she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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